Taryarpyat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring chicken.

Taryarpyat created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taryarpyat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taryarpyat, she will turn you into a frog.

Taryarpyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Taryarpyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.