Sugnartgad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain manatee.

Sugnartgad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnartgad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugnartgad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sugnartgad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sugnartgad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing pink shoes.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.