Funfembell is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, merciless
hamster.
Funfembell created Europe four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Funfembell, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Funfembell, she will have a low opinion of you.
Funfembell's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Funfembell's Holy Commandments1. Never think about solid mechanics.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Funfembell loves goats, so they must be respected.