Dincibhugceb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered wolf.

Dincibhugceb created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dincibhugceb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dincibhugceb, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dincibhugceb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dincibhugceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dincibhugceb.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not skip in public.