Rowarprull is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous
mink.
Rowarprull created energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowarprull, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rowarprull, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Rowarprull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Rowarprull's Holy Commandments1. Rowarprull loves nematodes, so they must be respected.
2. You must never eat figs.
3. Do not wear carbon on your body.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never play with disobedient children.