Megtitpit is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring
bear.
Megtitpit created the universe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Megtitpit, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Megtitpit, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Megtitpit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Megtitpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never write about optics.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
5. Do not dye your hair brown.