Jipdodloop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful ant.

Jipdodloop created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdodloop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jipdodloop, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jipdodloop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jipdodloop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Jipdodloop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to porpoises while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Always help grasshopers.