Fotbelljad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful unicorn.

Fotbelljad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbelljad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotbelljad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fotbelljad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fotbelljad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Fotbelljad six times a day.

4. Fotbelljad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.