Canominbif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud deer.

Canominbif created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canominbif, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Canominbif, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Canominbif's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Canominbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canominbif.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Hide from blue doves for they are unholy.