Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent goose.

Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gessortflag Sisjapcin Mutfliglib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your neck cyan.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about gravity.