Kipyikappwap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair dragonfly.

Kipyikappwap created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipyikappwap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kipyikappwap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kipyikappwap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kipyikappwap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not speak about corn.