Fudtiksig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent capybara.

Fudtiksig created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudtiksig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudtiksig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fudtiksig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fudtiksig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fudtiksig in the centre of the settlement.