Gennabtan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous unicorn.

Gennabtan created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennabtan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gennabtan, it will not care.

Gennabtan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gennabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. You must love Gennabtan.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gennabtan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.