Gigminlarpdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient warg.

Gigminlarpdog created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gigminlarpdog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigminlarpdog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gigminlarpdog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gigminlarpdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. You must pray to Gigminlarpdog four times a day.

3. Hide if five capybaras approach from the west.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Fast once a month.