Ominfenzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful frog.

Ominfenzak created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfenzak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ominfenzak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ominfenzak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ominfenzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.