Bifriphap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced penguin.

Bifriphap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifriphap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifriphap, he will turn you into a rat.

Bifriphap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bifriphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bifriphap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.