Neldonbin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish gerbil.

Neldonbin created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Neldonbin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Neldonbin, he will think nothing of it.

Neldonbin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Neldonbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.