Tamhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart mink.

Tamhon created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tamhon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tamhon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.