Gombidhug is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish hyena.

Gombidhug created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gombidhug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gombidhug, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gombidhug's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gombidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never sing near porpoises.