Bognadnat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical crab.

Bognadnat created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognadnat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bognadnat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bognadnat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bognadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Bognadnat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.