Bencipyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak lizard.

Bencipyatt created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bencipyatt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bencipyatt, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bencipyatt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bencipyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing mauve scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your head.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.