Quafdunfetbut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain bat.

Quafdunfetbut created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafdunfetbut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafdunfetbut, she will be very sad.

Quafdunfetbut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quafdunfetbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quafdunfetbut's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if four seals approach from the north.

4. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing skirts.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.