Zednatlam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic capybara.

Zednatlam created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zednatlam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zednatlam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zednatlam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zednatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not stand on grass.