Vengunvog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate crab.

Vengunvog created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengunvog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vengunvog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vengunvog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vengunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the east.

5. Never laugh near voles.