Carkopflagpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless donkey.

Carkopflagpin created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carkopflagpin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carkopflagpin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Carkopflagpin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Carkopflagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.