Dapkipced Nandumvab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dapkipced Nandumvab created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dapkipced Nandumvab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapkipced Nandumvab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dapkipced Nandumvab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dapkipced Nandumvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not kill dolphins.