Badboglim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest dugong.

Badboglim created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badboglim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badboglim, he will turn you into a duck.

Badboglim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Badboglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badboglim.