Cunbinmab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy hyena.

Cunbinmab created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbinmab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cunbinmab, she will cry a lot.

Cunbinmab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cunbinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing pink shoes and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.