Nurlsidgam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous unicorn.

Nurlsidgam created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsidgam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlsidgam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurlsidgam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nurlsidgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nurlsidgam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never wear indigo shirts.