Sasbatmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humane hamster.

Sasbatmob created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasbatmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasbatmob, it will think nothing of it.

Sasbatmob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sasbatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.