Dissgodlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm rhinoceros.

Dissgodlad created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissgodlad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissgodlad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dissgodlad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dissgodlad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dissgodlad first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dissgodlad.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never go into violet rooms.