Nanmetbass is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous mole.

Nanmetbass created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nanmetbass, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nanmetbass, he will turn you into a snail.

Nanmetbass' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nanmetbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray dresses.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Nanmetbass.