Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid shark.

Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never skip near aardvarks.

5. You must pray to Cenyimtonlan Sisrulbomfabkapliphuglim five times a day.