Cumbassben Shavgupzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain hummingbird.

Cumbassben Shavgupzag created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbassben Shavgupzag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cumbassben Shavgupzag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cumbassben Shavgupzag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cumbassben Shavgupzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.