Rillquafgab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish gnu.

Rillquafgab created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillquafgab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rillquafgab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rillquafgab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rillquafgab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rillquafgab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat figs.