Ponmonsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless raven.

Ponmonsug created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponmonsug, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponmonsug, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ponmonsug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ponmonsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never feed melons to whales while wearing fawn corsets.

5. Never write about stars.