Gudbonrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented zebra.

Gudbonrot created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbonrot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudbonrot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gudbonrot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gudbonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shorts.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.