Geddusslib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless bear.

Geddusslib created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Geddusslib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Geddusslib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Geddusslib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Geddusslib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.