Fidcutdab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy pigeon.

Fidcutdab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fidcutdab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fidcutdab, she will turn you into a snail.

Fidcutdab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fidcutdab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Pray towards the east.