Lamlikarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable rat.

Lamlikarm created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lamlikarm, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamlikarm, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Lamlikarm's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lamlikarm's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Lamlikarm loves shrews, so they must be respected.