Nabtarpgabratzak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast jellyfish.

Nabtarpgabratzak created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtarpgabratzak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabtarpgabratzak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nabtarpgabratzak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nabtarpgabratzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabtarpgabratzak.

5. Always obey Nabtarpgabratzak's priests.