Nadyog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, clever swan.

Nadyog created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadyog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadyog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nadyog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Nadyog three times a day.

5. Fast once a month.