Pibkimdim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome narwhal.

Pibkimdim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkimdim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pibkimdim, it will turn you into a worm.

Pibkimdim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pibkimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Always help sick hamsters.