Quagsafstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent eagle.

Quagsafstrag created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsafstrag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagsafstrag, she will destroy your home planet.

Quagsafstrag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quagsafstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.