Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous naga.

Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap, it will turn you into a rock.

Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bafbesstaildobbotbumlidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.