Xembossbast is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able grasshopper.

Xembossbast created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xembossbast, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xembossbast, it will ignore you.

Xembossbast's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Xembossbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing gray tights.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xembossbast.