Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever lion.

Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag, it will torture you forever.

Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tamtaplop Sadbasstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.