Tinsugvon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy jackal.

Tinsugvon created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tinsugvon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinsugvon, he will turn you into a goat.

Tinsugvon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tinsugvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always obey Tinsugvon's priests.

5. Never mention sheep.