Sogmigrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving toad.

Sogmigrot created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Sogmigrot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogmigrot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sogmigrot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sogmigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sogmigrot first in all things.

2. Sogmigrot loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not make images of living things.