Cungid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical finch.

Cungid created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Cungid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cungid, he will turn you into a mole.

Cungid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cungid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing white scarves and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

5. Never think about asteroids.