Mondapfebpark is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair fairy.

Mondapfebpark created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mondapfebpark, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mondapfebpark, it will send you a sign.

Mondapfebpark's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mondapfebpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.